Talk dirty to me
In celebration of adding an option for Teeny OTP Bunnies in my shop ($30) I’m going to giveaway 4 custom-made bunny pairs! (◕x◕✿)
*Must be following me! Buneesi!
*Re-blog to enter!
*Giveaway will end on March 27th and I will contact the winners. Please have your ask box open. I will choose another winner if I cannot get in contact with you by the 30th!
*I’ll ship anywhere (and anyone!), but please have parental permission to receive a package from a weirdo on the internet!
Thanks tumblr, I couldn’t be a vagabond bunnywoman without you!
>The Stitchy Button<
AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Surrogacy people hello!
new favourite insults:
- absolute bagel
- useless paperclip
- first bread slice
- yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
- tangled headphone cord
- ketchup pre-cum
oh my god look at this post hello past me how are u doing
how is calling someone an ‘absolute bagel’ an insult like bagels are fucking delicious.
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
i dont…this is exactly what this feels like.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
do you ever just feel like thi s
I decided to make a face-swap.