pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke
u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
I have to reboot this today!
Houtarou... are you really Houtarou?! The energy-conserving Oreki Houtarou? Is some alien controlling your mind? Or did Chitanda-san infect you with something?
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG
the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha