kanapy:

Mikoshiba’s brother

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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  • greek mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • norse mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • egyptian mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • roman mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • celtic mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(Source: that-one-hobbit)

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hiimmiv:

iguanamouth:

new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music

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What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

as-seenon-tv:

talking-pigeon:

messed-up-logic:

Like it went from

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to

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Reblog it and look at your blog!

Holy shit go look

what have you done

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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knightscrest:

knightscrest:

RED ALERT

my dad told me he made a tumblr to try and find my tumblr

stay tuned for more updates as the story unfolds

UPDATE

after a whopping 5 minutes he has given up the search

"i don’t understand how this fucking website works" said dad

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inuyashaprincess:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VINE EVERYWHERE

(Source: gloomiestprincess)

wsbuckybarnes:

stylinwho:

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omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

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splashnijiiro:

americas-liberty:

redbloodedamerica:

little-kitten-doll:

fast-and-fit:

THIS

To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget. 

Fast food is fine when you traveling, but you are flushing money and your health down the toilet if you are eating it daily.

Pro tip: eggs and bacon can be eaten at any time of the day and they’re cheap.

I wonder when this was made because these prices are seriously low. I wish I could get this stuff for these prices.

This prices are completely wrong, coming from someone who has worked in fast food AND in a grocery store.

But mostly the grocery stuff, most of that stuff is usually sold for another dollar or two compared to those prices

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johannathemad:

schrodingersvet:

crab-cakes:

mukuroikusaba:

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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.

How the fuck has no one made a comic to this yet

(Source: byrde)

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fihli:

  • les mis last-night-on-the-barricade au
  • everyone’s sunburnt and there’s only one bottle of aloe au
  • tourguide and tourist au
  • camping but it rains so they have to share blankets au
  • someone knits everyone hats to match their personalities au
  • 1970’s skater punk au
  • pirate and siren au
  • pirate captain and unauthorized stowaway au
  • RIVAL PIRATE CAPTAINS AU 
  • lost backpacker and innkeeper au
  • waiting in an ungodly long line for anything au
  • kissing booth au
  • demigods au
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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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mildmilotic:

aph-russia:

"Gotta put on my mascara"

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(Source: aphrussia)

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